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1 posted on 08/29/2022 2:20:10 PM PDT by PROCON
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To: PROCON

Put some bacon on it.


2 posted on 08/29/2022 2:21:17 PM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: PROCON
Some swelling and redness are one of the main symptoms

3 posted on 08/29/2022 2:27:07 PM PDT by Rio
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5 posted on 08/29/2022 2:33:47 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: null and void

"It's real you bastards! Ping Null and Void."
6 posted on 08/29/2022 2:34:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: PROCON

You would think that of all the things people think of to
stick up they butts that tomatoes would be pretty harmless.

Qanon drop #3312 specifically recommends pushing tomatoes up in yo butt.

Trust the plan.


7 posted on 08/29/2022 2:35:01 PM PDT by humblegunner (Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
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To: PROCON

I just figured Tomato Flu was just another name for Monkeypox … because men in India don’t have adult relations with other men.


8 posted on 08/29/2022 2:39:21 PM PDT by Savage Rider
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To: PROCON

Well, I hear it’s kinda like cauliflower ear.


9 posted on 08/29/2022 2:39:26 PM PDT by BozoTexino (RIP GOP)
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To: PROCON
Symptoms can also include large, red blisters that can become the size of a tomato—hence the name.

Are we talking cherry tomato? Plum tomato? Beefsteak? I've grown tomatoes the size of my head, or smaller than my pinkynail, so "the size of a tomato" is quite a range!
11 posted on 08/29/2022 2:54:04 PM PDT by Ellendra (A single lie on our side does more damage than a thousand lies on their side.)
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To: PROCON

Lettuce pray we don’t get it.


12 posted on 08/29/2022 2:56:58 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: PROCON

Large mater sized blisters... hmmmm


14 posted on 08/29/2022 3:02:08 PM PDT by Irenic
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16 posted on 08/29/2022 3:05:56 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: PROCON

“Scientists” — Fauci’s new gig? Is he double-dipping now?


19 posted on 08/29/2022 3:34:40 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you”)
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To: PROCON

Playing the song “Puberty Love “ is the only known cure.


20 posted on 08/29/2022 3:35:51 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Make Jan. 6 Ashli Babbitt Remembrance Day )
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To: PROCON

Probably like the potato famine...


21 posted on 08/29/2022 3:48:20 PM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: PROCON; Diana in Wisconsin

Ping to post 1.

Plus, you’ll enjoy this thread.


22 posted on 08/29/2022 3:53:30 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: PROCON
I've sent in a spy among them to find out what it really is.
23 posted on 08/29/2022 5:55:22 PM PDT by Tom Tetroxide
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