It gets better! He’s all agog, because LV has a 24/7 vaccine operation on Fremont Street.
He was bitchin’ about his wife’s boyfriend, but he’s picking up chicks on the street ... and complaining that they charge for their services! Oh, wait! They’re gettin’ it on, and “she” has male genitalia!!!!
Dude’s problems are self-inflicted.
Assuming any of it is true.
An old quote that rings more and more true for more and more people these last few years:
Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.