[ProtectOurFreedom]

Oh, no! They've recalled "Cafe Grumpy Ready to Drink Cold Brew Coffee."

I've never had it, but you've GOT to love a company called "Cafe Grumpy." I'm their target market. Harumph!!

[Boogieman]

‘you’ve GOT to love a company called “Cafe Grumpy.”’

Don’t tell me what I have to love, dagnabbit. If I want to hate something, I’ll hate it and I don’t need no stinkin reasons! *shakes fist at cloud*