Posted on 08/16/2022 7:00:26 PM PDT by simpson96
Well, he’s obviously handy with a knife, I’ll give him that.
Oh... Wait.
Is he related to Eye-Patch McCain?
“Ok, we’ll call it a draw!”
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves after he dies?
Did they handcuff his feet?
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Ball and chains......
Naw..... he was using an army knife.
I thought it was the same guy, just a repeat offender.
The really weird stories tend to get recycled here.
I used to go to school with a girl who lost her arms in wringer washer. What she could do with her feet was astounding.
Not a very handy guy to have around.
With the right punchline, that could be a great joke.
About eight of us ladies got together about once a month for some wine etc. So Carol , the man’s daughter and our friend was distraught. After some prodding and several glasses of wine, she told us why she was upset, related the events, which was her sweet armless father was being accused of rape, in a nursing home. Honest to heavens, we all tried to be compassionate “ah Carol, we are so sorry” and then looked at each other, trying to hold back and went into hysterical rib splitting laughter. It was a night to remember.
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