What are these clown kids doing in a university?
I hope they never discover the horrors of Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Victor Hugo, William Faulkner, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Herman Melville, Sophocles, Aeschylus, William Shakespeare--or Euripides of all people! Not to mention Tosca, Tristan und Isolde, Faust, Der Ring der Niebelungen, The Dialogues of the Carmelites, Madama Butterfly, the St. Matthew Passion, or what happened to poor Aida! And for heaven's sake do not let them read I, Claudius or anything written by Gibbon!
What on earth would happen to them if they should?