[rlmorel]

I didn’t see “You better stop crying, or I’ll give you something to cry about”, or

“If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?”

[Ken H]

“The grass isn’t going to cut itself.”

[Scrambler Bob]

“You better stop crying, or I’ll give you something to cry about”, or
= = =

I did not say that, but I did hear it a lot, especially after a good switching.

[GingisK]

This is going to hurt me more than it is you.

[D Rider]

“If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?”

My personal favorite. The answer is, "Of course! All my friends are doing it."