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'He is naked, yelling at people in the parking lot’: Wild moment nude Florida man armed with a machete is arrested after he tried to steal another man's clothes
Daily Mail UK ^
| August 11, 2022
| Stephen M. Lepore
Posted on 08/11/2022 10:17:13 AM PDT by Morgana
A Florida man, completely naked and armed with a machete, ended up lying on his stomach and arrested after trying to steal another man's clothes Monday.
Brandon Wright, 34, was allegedly picking palmetto berries in the woods in the town of DeLand, officials in Volusia County say.
Wright suddenly wielded a large, machete-style knife and demanded that a nearby surveyor give him his clothes, wallet and phone, according to QFox13.
The surveyor started to comply until Wright threw the machete and some of the berries he'd collected at him. Luckily, the sword hit the surveyor by the handle and bounced off his chest.
He then made off into the woods before getting into a white Dodge Challenger and trying to make his getaway.
A license plate reader tipped law enforcement off to Wright and a short time later, they were alerted to a naked man near a gas station.
Footage captured from a helicopter shows Wright being spotted as police officers get on the scene.
Someone in the helicopter could be heard solemnly stating: 'He is naked, yelling at people in the parking lot. Very animated'.
As the official describes, Wright then starts to walk away from the fueling station into traffic and starts yelling at people.
Wright then comes back to the gas station and starts to do push-ups, for some reason.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: again; againandagain; floridaman; nakedagain; pjcomixgoeswild; pleaseusesearch; searchworks
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To: Morgana
Naked “Florida man” must be one of the FBI agents rummaging through Melania’s closet in Mar-Lago. LOL
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posted on
08/11/2022 10:42:10 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Morgana
If you never read any of Tim Dorseys books give it a shot. Caution adult content
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posted on
08/11/2022 10:43:01 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: V_TWIN
Florida Man books are a real cottage industry...
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posted on
08/11/2022 10:46:45 AM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(3,727,044 users on Truth Social)
To: Scarlett156
He may identify as a bear. Naked and picking berries is okay. The machete, not so much.
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posted on
08/11/2022 10:47:02 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
To: Morgana
By the way, THIS is an A level Florida Man story. The Machete could happen everywhere. The naked could happen in California. But the machete, naked, threatening AND picking berries and throwing the machete instead accepting the loot can happen nowhere else.
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posted on
08/11/2022 10:48:42 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
To: M Kehoe
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posted on
08/11/2022 10:54:54 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
To: Morgana
“Florida man, completely naked and armed with a machete...”
Sounds like a movie premise that’s better than 99% of what Hollywood ends up doing.
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posted on
08/11/2022 11:05:45 AM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(Hoes mad! LOL! )
To: Morgana
Police say he's also ran around naked in this area back in August 2021 and has previous convictions for false imprisonment, coke possession and battery on a police officer. SMH
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:02:02 PM PDT
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: Morgana
"And I hollered over at Ethel...I hollered 'Don't look Ethel!'"
But it was too late.
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:14:01 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
(Whatever they're threatening, the vaxx is worse...or they wouldn't be threatening you.)
To: Morgana
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:16:51 PM PDT
by
Skooz
(Gabba Gabba accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us )
To: Verginius Rufus
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posted on
08/11/2022 1:19:08 PM PDT
by
CatHerd
(Whoever said "All's fair in love and war" probably never participated in either.)
To: Morgana
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08/11/2022 2:09:43 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Please visit my profile page help save my beloved dog's life. https://www.givesendgo.com/G2FUF)
To: Verginius Rufus; CatHerd
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posted on
08/13/2022 9:36:41 PM PDT
by
Pelham
(World War III is entering on cat's feet. )
To: Pelham
Yikes! Not a job for the faint of heart.
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posted on
08/14/2022 4:42:56 AM PDT
by
CatHerd
(Whoever said "All's fair in love and war" probably never participated in either.)
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