Wow. If they put in a bier hall with servers like that, I’d complain to Tesla for it not taking long enough to charge the battery. Here’s a brilliant idea: Put long treadmills in the bier hall, connected to generators that charge the cars. A bier wench runs at the front of the treadmill, while the hopeless sap waiting for his car to charge runs at the back. Whoever runs the fastest definitely wins; either the wench escapes or the sap catches the wench. Of course, Plan B for the sap, failing to be fast enough, could be to flop like a sack of potatoes on the treadmill. The wench would easily escape, but at least the sap’s car would take longer to charge, giving him more time at the bier hall.
Lol. Excellent ideas! Tesla should hire you for creativity.