[faucetman]

I had some nutcase at my door. (I had been warned).

I told him that he could not come in to use the phone and to go away. I asked him to listen as I racked my 12 gauge.

I asked him if he knew what that sound was. He said that he did and left.

I then called the police.

[Big Red Badger]

Ha!
I’m Surprised he stayed
and Answered!
.
Rack a 12 ga.
And ‘git some Respect!’