[T.B. Yoits]

They can give her a title as a security guard but she's nothing more than a placeholder, for a legal requirement so the lawyers can say "we had someone at that post".

Bet any amount of money she works for an on-paper-only company that's classified as a "minority business enterprise" so it can get priority on contracts at such venues.

Nice to know attendees' safety is being looked after by the best candidates.

[nickcarraway]

After this, they won’t hire for anything security related.