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10 Great Ways For Teens To Rebel Against Their Progressive Parents
Babylon Bee ^
| August 3, 2022
| Staff
Posted on 08/05/2022 12:40:54 PM PDT by Twotone
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:40:54 PM PDT
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Twotone
To: Twotone
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:44:47 PM PDT
by
Leep
(Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
To: Twotone
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:46:44 PM PDT
by
dljordan
To: Twotone
John Birch Society mailing list: get on it.
Get an “Enoch Was Right” tee on a shirt with a prominent Union Jack logo.
Hang up vintage Reagan campaign materials in your room.
Keep changing the car radio to Christian music.
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:49:06 PM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Twotone
“Pray when they aren’t looking: Just do it silently. God will still hear your earnest prayer for a hot conservative spouse to start a huge traditional family with!”
God has already determined who you will marry.
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:49:13 PM PDT
by
TexasGator
(ice )
To: Twotone
11. Become a lifetime member of the NRA.
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:49:19 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: Twotone
There was a television show about a conservative teen rebelling against his progressive parents.
It was called Family Ties.
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:50:54 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: Rurudyne
When at home, instead of listening to rock ‘n’ roll, play youtube clips of El Rushbo.
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:51:33 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: Twotone
Buy a combustion engine car. Make it an SUV.
-PJ
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:53:22 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: EvilCapitalist
If your parents are shopping point out options not made in Communist China, if any. And if there are none suggest buying something from a reseller of stuff instead.
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:54:19 PM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Twotone
Go to school board meetings, and applaud other people's parents when they speak.
-PJ
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:54:25 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Twotone
“A Trump Was Right” T-shirt.
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:54:28 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: EvilCapitalist
Eat meat
Drive a gas guzzler
Don’t cheat
Don’t be an habitual liar
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:54:49 PM PDT
by
Leep
(Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
To: Leep
My Dad’s fiancee is a lefty. A few years ago she thought it stupid that I sang God Bless America in Church.
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posted on
08/05/2022 12:58:21 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: Political Junkie Too
Buy a combustion engine car. Make it an SUV.
Even better, buy a pre-catalytic converter FULL-SIZED Classic Car. An Olds 98, Imperial, Ford LTD, Chrysler New Yorker, etc.
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posted on
08/05/2022 1:21:29 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
To: Twotone
This is easy, one week be a girl and ask for expensive clothes. Next week be a boy and more expensive clothes. Rinse and repeat......
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posted on
08/05/2022 1:25:04 PM PDT
by
Lockbox
(politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
To: Twotone
Never wear a mask:
1. Outdoors
2. Indoors, except when compelled by a commercial or govt. entity. If you’re visiting a liberal and he tells you to put on your mask or leave, LEAVE.
3. While driving or as a passenger
To: Twotone
The people at the Bee are absolutely, positively insane! I love it! ;-)
To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
I realize this is the Bee, but they actually have a point. Teens always rebel against their parents. One way they could do so right now is to go against their parents’ political beliefs. I’m seeing reports of more and more teens starting to look at conservative view-points and starting to espouse them just to get a “rise” out of their parents. Then, they start looking deeper and find that conservatives are not really evil.
Many young 15 and 16 year-olds are rebelling against their liberal parents and actually becoming conservative. The parents actually post videos asking “what can I do, my child has joined a conservative club. How can bring him/her (it) back to my way of thinking without alienating my child?”
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posted on
08/05/2022 2:26:30 PM PDT
by
CFW
To: Twotone
Listen to alternative points of view
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posted on
08/05/2022 2:43:54 PM PDT
by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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