[Lazamataz]

I knew a woman that had an affair with a married man. After years he left his wife for this woman. They got married. A couple of years later she found out he was……wait for it…….that’s right…….Having an affair with a woman at work. I gave her advice before she married him. “If he’s not trustworthy now what makes you think he’ll be trustworthy with you?”

Her response: "My pubic hair is made of spun gold."

[David Chase]

😆😂🤣 I’m freakin’ dying!!

She actually went on about love and this is different because they’re in love.

But golden pubic hair……..I might have crossed that “friend” threshold. 🤪