It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
Where's Rodney Dangerfield when you really need him... :)
“It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.”
That is the literal truth now at our place (southern Arizona), not an exaggeration. Well, the “cold” water is running about 87 or 88 degrees, not scalding or anything. By now the ground has heated to the depth of the water pipes, and we won’t have cool tap water again until October at the earliest.