23.3 MPH! I’VE NEVER BICYCLED THAT FAST!!! EVEN DOWN HILL.
AND THAT NON-WOKE MULTI-IST ACTUALLY APPEARED TO OFFER PRAYERS, BEFORE AND AFTER!!! EVERY STRIDE HE TOOK DENIED A WOMAN CONTROL OVER HER OWN BODY, AND 6 YEAR OLDS ABORTIONS WHETHER MALES, FEMALES, OR NON-BINARIES. THE GALL, THE GAUL (OLD TIME WHITE FRENCH RACISTS!), OF IT ALL!
AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU’RE NOT A COMMIECRAT! WHAT PERPETUALLY UNHAPPY, CONTINUOUSLY GRIPING, PHUCTARD CONTROL FREAKS THEY ARE!!! CONTROLLING YOU AND ME AIN’T ENOUGH! THEY WANT TO CONTROL CLIMATE AND NATURE. THEY’RE UNHAPPY THEY AREN’T THE G-D THEY REJECT! UCH!!!
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND ALL!
That’s an awful lot of all-caps, triple-exclamation mark ranting about how other people are unhappy gripers