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1 posted on 07/19/2022 1:21:41 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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“Which symptoms show up first?”

Early symptoms include limp wrists, speech impediments, and a love of Broadway musicals.


36 posted on 07/19/2022 2:33:01 PM PDT by Boogieman
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At-risk people need to start wearing masks to cover their anuses. It works for Covid, right ?


46 posted on 07/19/2022 3:12:49 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (America Owes Anita Bryant An Enormous Apology)
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The first symptom is a pounding in the buttocks.


48 posted on 07/19/2022 3:36:40 PM PDT by meadsjn (, )
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well from what I’ve read, if your male, the first sign you may have been exposed is a strong scent coming from your backside of sperm and feces.


49 posted on 07/19/2022 3:44:55 PM PDT by sit-rep ( )
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A sore behind shows up first


51 posted on 07/19/2022 3:46:42 PM PDT by Zathras
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Too Much Monkey Business
53 posted on 07/19/2022 3:57:36 PM PDT by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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The first symptom of monkeypox is a pounding sensation in the anus.


55 posted on 07/19/2022 4:01:37 PM PDT by Thilly Thailor
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The first symptom is that the person is doing unnatural things with members of his/her own sex . . . it’s still called sodomy and has nothing whatsoever to do with “gay”.


58 posted on 07/19/2022 4:55:41 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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The first sign occurs when you spank your partners monkey.


59 posted on 07/19/2022 4:58:53 PM PDT by Old Yeller (A nation of sheep, produces a government of wolves.l)
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Oh yuck, the whole thread. Just yuck.


60 posted on 07/19/2022 5:05:07 PM PDT by dforest (We have to put a stop to this now.)
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Has anyone seen Linda Grahamnesty lately?


61 posted on 07/19/2022 5:08:40 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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I would guess a sore ass is the 1st symptom...


62 posted on 07/19/2022 5:09:52 PM PDT by Adder (Dumblecrats: Spending $$ we don't have on crap we don't need for people who pay no taxes.)
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Which symptoms show up first?

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A pounding in the arse?


64 posted on 07/19/2022 6:37:18 PM PDT by Graybeard58
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It will be interesting to see how many Congressmen and Biden cabinets members come down with this disease.


67 posted on 07/19/2022 6:52:37 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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Texas has its first female case. Virginia has a female case as well. Mexico on the border with Texas in Nuevo Laredo also has female cases. Interested to know how they acquired the bug my bet would be service industry staff changing linens or cleaning hotel rooms and bathrooms.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/north-texas-most-reported-monkeypox-cases-in-state-july-19-2022/287-eef77bcc-8149-4897-b6ec-5dfae047e009

There is certainly much shed virus on surfaces the WHO and the CDC both caution about bedding materials in their front pages about monkeypox.

https://www.eurosurveillance.org/content/10.2807/1560-7917.ES.2022.27.26.2200477


69 posted on 07/20/2022 2:02:18 AM PDT by JD_UTDallas ("Veni Vidi Vici" )
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Latest from Upstate NY...

First case of monkeypox found in Tompkins County

Note this bit about close contact...

...Being within 3 feet of an infected person as respiratory droplets are contagious...

And that the CDC does not make this claim...

Monkeypox How it Spreads

70 posted on 07/20/2022 3:21:41 AM PDT by mewzilla (We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
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The media and the government (one and the same today) have sold this as something that everyone needs to be afraid of. My wife was helping the 90 year old neighbor man on his doctor visit.

Him: “Ask them when they will have the Monkeypox vaccine out - how soon can I get it!?”

Her: “Well, unless you have some secret gentleman friend that nobody knows about - I think you’ll be alright.”

My wife seemed to think that comment went right over his head.


73 posted on 07/20/2022 3:31:29 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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Reworked old "gay" joke:

[Doctor]: "I'm afraid you have AIDS."
[Queer dude]: "Whew!! Thank God, I thought it was Monkeypox!"

75 posted on 07/21/2022 3:18:30 PM PDT by fwdude (Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
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