English must seem so weird and nonsensical to a Teutonic bicycle riding, soccer lover. I feel ya.
In America we have apple pie and Chevrolet. And baseball. You may have read about it.

English must seem so weird and nonsensical to a Teutonic bicycle riding, soccer lover. I feel ya.You are a real Einstein, Qtard:
There's a piece missing in your Euro logic chain. This is why all Qtards are better than you.Did you suffer a heatstroke?
And that soccer is gay. And Germany.
Now its bicycles...
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