To become a mother Fokker, lay on your back and spread your wheels...
A Free Polish pilot was being interviewed before a live audience about his experiences in the RAF.
“In 1942 I vas on patrol venn these three fokkers dove on me from out of the sun.
(The audience tittered)
The interviewer turned to the audience, “I think I should point out that ‘Fokker’ was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company”
“Dott’s true,” said the pilot, “but these three fokkers were flying Messerschmitts.”