That there’s the only worthwhile use for a soccer ball I can think of.
You slipped in ahead of me with my precise thought! Soccer sucks. This from a veteran dad who spent about 8 years in all conditions from broiling Heat to sleet, hostage watching my boys play satan’s sport.
Very nice! He saw about the same amount of action adrift at sea as occurs in a typical soccer match.
Drifter 1
Sea Nil