I had a similar thought when I woke up one morning to find my ass had fallen off. I looked in the cushions and around the yard but I cant find it. I even used a flashlight.
Nobody has replacements online, probably ripples from the plandemic or Putins fault.
I dont know what Im going to do. Maybe I can get on a transplant list.
They say that laughter is the best medicine -
and it IS up until the point when you laugh your ass off.
Then the fun is gone...
/s