I won’t even have to go out back for target practice, come on down boys, let’s play.
“come on down boys”
You give them far too much credit. I can already hear the advance team, Delta-Soy:
“Ewwww, what’s that smell? I’m thirsty but all my water bottles are frozen. How much farther, we’re gonna need to charge the car soon.
How are we getting over that fence? Look how far away that house is! Did your hear a growl? RUN! RUN, OMG RUN!
Snicker.... I’m tired of talking to them.