[Sequoyah101]

This is just sooo important. I know of so many people who have been persecuted and prosecuted for telling about the UFOs they see. It is a terrible situation and I am gratified that congress has finally acted on this very important problem for all people.

NOT!!! Downright stupid.

[RoosterRedux]

Think of all the money Congress could have saved if they had called you as an expert witness.

"Mr. Chairman, given that our expert witness, Freeper Sequoyah101, knows no one who has been persecuted and/or prosecuted for telling about UFO sightings, I move that we terminate this hearing."

Heard from around the chamber, "amen, amen...AMEN!!!"