I'm Not A Thief
(Sung to the tune of I'm Not In Love" by 10cc)
I'm not a thief, so don't forget it
It's just a grifting phase I'm going through
And just because I took your cash
Your virtue signal’s still a badge you wear
I'm not a thief, no-no
(It's because...)
I like to scam you, but then again
That doesn't mean your Leftist creds are gone
So if I rob you, don't make a fuss
Don't tell the evening news I’m stealing cash
I'm not a thief, no-no
(It's because...)
(Be quiet, Marxists don't cry)
Marxists don't cry)
(Marxists don't cry)
(Marxists don't cry)
(Marxists don't cry)
(Marxists don't cry)
(Marxists don't cry)
I got my mansions with stolen cash
I hide the cash transfers in bank accounts
So don't you ask me to give it back
I know you know I got no salary
I'm not a thief, no-no
(It's because...)
Ooh, the suckers threw cash at me
Ooh, the suckers threw cash
Ooh, the suckers threw cash at me
Ooh, the suckers threw cash
I'm not a thief, so don't forget it
It's just a grifting phase I'm going through
And just because I took your cash
Your virtue signal’s still a badge you wear, ooh
I'm not a thief, I'm not a thief…
Buy Large Mansions
Maybe its actually a tart fellowship.
And yet the Indianapolis Star had a LOVELY (sic) article about black artists being oppressed in the paper today.
Perhaps this is what BLM spent their money on - puff racist pieces to grift the narrative makers.
Art fellowships! ROTFLMAO! How much talent do those idiots need to paint “Black Lives Matter” on a two lane with a 3 inch paint brush?
Still waiting to hear “All the money’s gone, there are no records, and if you arrest anyone for anything involving it, it’s racism”.
A ____ and his _____ soon are parted.
-PJ