Colorado funeral home owner accused of selling body parts pleads guilty Megan Hess faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison after pleading guilty to federal mail fraud.

NBC ^ | JULY 6, 2022 | Staff

[dljordan]

“Too good, just throw their bodies into the wild and let the animals naw on their entrails.”

That’s actually an option in Colorado. Sounds good to me.

[TalBlack]

That pic looks like late 80s

[Rollee]

That’s a very good idea too. They don’t have to be completely dead either.

[cork]

I was 4th generation. After 32 years I had to get out of the business. I no longer wanted to be called a funeral director. With the exception os a few older directors most are arrogant, self centered, will do anything for a buck because most are so far in debt they can’t pay attention. “Mistakes” are very common.

[SunkenCiv]

Alistair Cooke Body-Part Snatcher Found Guilty
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2008/04/alistair_cooke_body_part_snatc.html

[Red Badger]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-State_Crematory_scandal

[Lurker]

“the guy there said that there had been a “mistake” and the ashes had been put in a more expensive redwood urn.”

Step 1. Open redwood urn.
Step 2. Pour contents into the correct urn.

Problem solved.

L