GREEN FINGERS Urgent warning to gardeners as soil ‘increases risk of killer heart disease’ (wear a mask while gardening)

The Sun ^ | 7/1/2022 | Terri-Ann Williams

[D Rider]

Nitrates, or actually the immediate lack of it, can cause heart attacks. Common amounst farmers and chemists when they take a vacation. It’s a well known phenomenon.

[Starstruck]

Becoming worried about being raided by hungry neighbors when the SHTF.

Neighbors do make good fertilizer.

[dsrtsage]

“ They survived, and even thrived, and not one of them wore a mask.”

Ummm, hate to break it to you, but each and every one of them is dead

[Oscar in Batangas]

Something else for thr EPA to sink their hooks into . . . Too much plant nutrition out there?

[Qwapisking]

The real question is how many farmers have killed their brother? Who really knows since backhoes on the farm are ubiquitous. See what farming can do to people.

[JesusIsLord]

Researchers have discovered that breathing will eventually lead to death and recommend that people cut back on their breathing.

[bk1000]

This is from rubber covered playgrounds, plastic playground equipment, and time spent staring at a screen instead of getting skinned knees, making mudpies, and developing a healthy immune system.

[skr]

Cain and Abel weren’t born until sometime after Adam and Eve were put out of the Garden of Eden.

As to pollutants, everything back at that point was fairly pollutant free. People lived longer, there was nothing industrial going one, etc. The only pollutants would be natural ones.

Currently, I suspect most people who work in their gardens wear gloves at least some of the time and that they would normally wash their hands before eating.

[ViLaLuz]

So this is a new way to shift blame off all the covid injection deaths.

[17th Miss Regt]

In my town of 120,000 there have been over 700,000 deaths in the first half of this year traceable to pollutants in our soil.

(Yeah, I made that up but I'm an expert so it must be true!)

[MarMema]

My thoughts as well. So evil.

[AbolishCSEU]

Another vote for post #10

How soon before they outlaw gardening?

[Da Coyote]

I count on at least two health fear porn articles per day (usually Covid) and at least one climate change fear porn per day.

This fulfills my expectations for daily health fear porn (the other one claiming that using natural gas for cooking makes your lungs explode or something similar). It’s worth noting that evidently COVID health fear porn is loosing its allure, although I saw a STEM challenged liberal wearing a mask outside on a splendidly beautiful Colorado day this morn. Ah, it’s always nice to have someone to feel superior to.

Now, where’s the mandatory daily climate change fear porn?

[familyop]

"The real danger is nitrates in the fertilizer. Absorbs through the skin."

I'll take some of that dangerous lower blood pressure. :)

[CletusVanDamme]

“I have green fingers. Everything I plant grows. Even me”.

[lucky american]

I’ve eaten dirt for 67 years. I think that’s why I’m so healthy.

[Bigg Red]

Exactly R

[BiteYourSelf]

🐄💩🙄

[READINABLUESTATE]

Life is dangerous.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Nobody should ever get near dirt. No roads built. No foundations dug. No food grown. No kids making mud pies. No getting worms for fishing.

It’s a horrible, poisonous world out there. Better stay under the covers and not get up in the morning.