I posted this to your volcanoe causing global warming thread whichi was pulled because the headline was fake? Oh well. here is what I was going to post.
The religious zealots of the Green Church need to make sacrifices. I am sure they will step right up just like their types have done throughout history
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Run for your lives!
We are all religious environmental zealots!( snarc. sarc.)
We have to sacrifice two virgins to that volcano in order to save the world!
My nominations, something old, something new:
1) Greta Thunberg, she is so dedicated to volunteer
2) Nancy Pelosi, she has exceeded her shelf life and needs a lava tube
Trump woould love it! I mean Libya had the Great Man MAde river project until Obama destroyed it and caused massive thirst and food shortages there. We could easily design the hydrology and put this in place .........now thats infrastructure, and whats more its green infratructure....as a bonus that would send the left into braiin lock if conservatives pulled this off. I think its an excellent suggestion.