[EEGator]

For getting drunk on mint juleps while playing croquet.
Not the dress of a US Senator.

[Texas Fossil]

I don't care what Rand Paul wears. He has identified and illuminated many of our nation's internal enemies. He could wear fatigues if he wanted, but it is not his style.

I cannot vote for him, I'm in Texas. Liked his outspoken father too. Never voted for him either, he was not in my part of the state. But would have voted for Ron Paul had he been on my ballot.

[HYPOCRACY]

I’ve closed deals drinking far less genteel drinks than a mint Julip, wearing a badass suit like like.

I’ve also closed deals in a Sear sucker at the Kentucky Derby drinking a mint Julip.

Sear Sucker = Bought at Sears, worn by suckers.