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Beast from the East! Panicking Putin 'calls up OBESE 280lbs retired general, 67, to lead forces in Ukraine' after 'most of his best and battle-hardened senior commanders are killed' in war
Daily Mail ^ | 6/26/2022 | Walter Finch

Posted on 06/26/2022 10:45:38 AM PDT by marcusmaximus

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To: Mariner

It appears this guy “liberates” villages by eating their inhabitants.


21 posted on 06/26/2022 11:01:14 AM PDT by marcusmaximus
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To: Reily

He would tip the balance of power ,LOL


22 posted on 06/26/2022 11:01:27 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: scott7278

Is anyone else reminded of jabba the jihadi?


23 posted on 06/26/2022 11:01:41 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
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To: butlerweave

A short mans 280.


24 posted on 06/26/2022 11:02:20 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

“In 2012 30% of the Russian population died from alcohol. That is an absolutely insane amount of people, around 12 million.”

Reading comprehension: Fail

Marh: Fail


25 posted on 06/26/2022 11:03:37 AM PDT by TexasGator (UF)
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To: marcusmaximus

Large slow target. Won’t last long.


26 posted on 06/26/2022 11:04:27 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: marcusmaximus

27 posted on 06/26/2022 11:04:42 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

It’s time to call up the “Fat Bastard”

Are you sure you don’t mean “Disgusting Fatbody?”


28 posted on 06/26/2022 11:07:18 AM PDT by KingLudd
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To: butlerweave

Let’s hope he doesn’t make a goodwill trip to Guam!
Georgia’s Hank Johnson will hyperventilate with concern.


29 posted on 06/26/2022 11:07:19 AM PDT by Reily
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To: marcusmaximus
here he is in action.
30 posted on 06/26/2022 11:08:38 AM PDT by for-q-clinton (Cancel Culture IS fascism...Let's start calling it that!)
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To: marcusmaximus

Is that a litre of vodka for each of his 5 meals a day? I know he is Russian, but...


31 posted on 06/26/2022 11:09:49 AM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: marcusmaximus

From the photo, he doesn’t look too happy to have been pulled out of retirement. I can’t blame him.


32 posted on 06/26/2022 11:11:05 AM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: butlerweave

How long will he last? He could drop dead just walking to the buffet table!


33 posted on 06/26/2022 11:12:20 AM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: marcusmaximus

Is that the Baron Harkonen? Was Beast Rabban obese too?


34 posted on 06/26/2022 11:18:05 AM PDT by C19fan
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To: marcusmaximus

During World War I, at a critical moment in the 1918 Meuse Argonne offensive, amidst horrific casualties and low morale, Gen John Pershing Relinquished his battlefield command (while remaining in overall command of the AEF), and handed over control of the 1st Army to General Hunter Liggett. He could not have made a better choice.

Liggett rested and reorganized 1st Army, essentially calling a halt to the offensive. Working to supply the troops, bring up adequate support weapons including heavy artillery, tanks and aircraft, Liggett focused on rebuilding morale among officers and men. And preparing for a renewal of the assault on November 1 that would end the war.

Ligget was the quintessential manager. Intelligent, levelheaded, and confident, and extraordinarily competent. He was one of the best generals in the AEF, and of the entire war.

He was also one fat ass epicurean, and a stone chow hound, but the fat did not extend to above his collar. I don’t know anything about this Russki general, but appearances can be deceiving.


35 posted on 06/26/2022 11:19:14 AM PDT by DMZFrank
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To: Wilhelm Tell

I’m sure Putin gave him two options:

1. Go to Donbas and fight

2. Accidentally fall out of a window


36 posted on 06/26/2022 11:20:32 AM PDT by marcusmaximus
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To: marcusmaximus

Or 3. He just gets one helping at meals & no snacking!


37 posted on 06/26/2022 11:22:36 AM PDT by Reily
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To: marcusmaximus

So that’s how I’d look in Russian camo.


38 posted on 06/26/2022 11:23:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

LOL!


39 posted on 06/26/2022 11:25:55 AM PDT by marcusmaximus
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To: marcusmaximus

He could easily be mistaken for a slow-moving tank.


40 posted on 06/26/2022 11:27:32 AM PDT by windsorknot
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