Allow me to add a few more:
1. 32 or higher on their ACTs.
2. Able to carry on a conversation without saying, “Like,” fifteen times per sentence.
3. Can explain the structure of our Government and can name political figures on sight.
4. Knows a lot about World and American History.
5. Does not know who Jo Jo Siwa is and couldn’t care less about it.
6. Has been earning money by working since the age of ten.
7. Knows how to mow a lawn.
8. Has a repertoire of delicious recipes and knows how to prepare them by age fourteen.
9. Knows how to do their own laundry by age twelve.
10. Can smell a commie from a mile away.
Great!