[Zionist Conspirator]

These idiots who buy pythons for pets and then abandon them into the wild (in countries that aren't supposed to have pythons) just need to go out and catch a good ol'-fashioned chicken snake (Pantherophis spiloides). Not only is it the best snake in the world (bar none!), it's simply one of the greatest pets there is! And they're free.

[Hot Tabasco]

chicken snake (Pantherophis spiloides). Not only is it the best snake in the world (bar none!), it's simply one of the greatest pets there is!

HUH?

Do they fetch the paper in the morning? Do they cuddle up with you on the couch during your afternoon nap?

I don't know bro but I can't wrap my mind around any snake being any greatest pet......Not to say you're wrong, but that's just me.