[Salamander]

A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Brilliant.

/s

[Fungi]

Even East coast salamanders know better.https://www.dec.ny.gov/animals/7143.html#:~:text=The%20eastern%20tiger%20salamander%20ranges%20along%20the%20east,of%20this%20species%27%20range%20along%20the%20east%20coast.