Lie back and think of Somalia
True story: a few years ago we were in Kenya on a photo "safari". The guide we had was a guy named James...a great guy who told us he was a Christian. During one of the *very* long drives we had I got to talk to him at length. At one point he got onto terrorism and started to talk about Somalia,which borders Kenya. He said that Somali terrorists were causing *huge* problems in Kenya,killing and kidnapping many,many people. He didn't like Somalis one little bit.
As it turns out we were staying right down the street from the Westgate Mall while in Nairobi...which is where that famous,despicable,terrorist attack happened. Courtesy of Somalis,of course.