3, 2, 1... “Decoy merchandise is racist!”
Man, honest thieves can’t even make a living these days.
Years ago I purchased a fake rolex in Taiwan for $25. It was gold and diamond-encrusted. I don’t know if Rolex even made such a gaudy model.
When my crappy apartment in Washington DC was broken into a short time later, all they took was the watch and a small amount of cash. Why bother with a VCR and bulky TV when you can walk out with a $20K watch?
Anyway, it was a good investment!
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I hope it was filled with ipecac. We’re facing double digit food price inflation and shortages, while these people just steal their food.
Bought a fully furnished condo in SC. There was a great wine bottle (empty) featuring Elvis Presley. When I sold it last year I sold it fully furnished to a young single guy.
Wish I had remembered to take the wine bottle.
Getting old and forgetful = ain’t fun!!!

BLACK??? I am SHOCKED!!!
$4200??? Was it a bottle of Zafiro anejo, like in Breaking Bad, and Better Call Saul?
$4,200 for a buzz? I’d rather be fishing with a cooler full of cheap beer.