From today’s The Arkansas Gazette
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Sorry for being late today. I had an umbilical hernia repair and kinda sore this morning.
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Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE IS INEXTRICABLY CONNECTED TO AND UTTERLY DEPENDENT UPON THE EXISTENCE OF THE SEA. —SYLVIA EARLE
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Tasseomancy is the art and practice of divination by the interpretation of symbolic patterns made by JGB leaves in a JGBcup.