You can hire a young live-in caregiver. Preferably she is a poor illegal and will depend on your monthly checks. And if she can’t speak English that’s a plus. She’ll keep to herself and won’t bug you while you’re surfing FR or watching reruns of “I Love Lucy”.
Would it also help in the caretaker was 4ft 3 and the top of her head completely flat like a table top
I Love Lucy was on tv in the 40s or 50s!~ I have no idea what the rest of your jibberish was about! LOL