Von Trapp? Really? You know you can just walk, drive or fly out any time, don’t you? F’in moron. Although a little musical number like in Sound of Music might be nice
I have always hated The Sound of Music. How about Camp Town Races?

I think that he’s afraid that if some of us good guys found out he was leaving, we would make sure he did. Even go a far as giving his fruit display a ride to the airport.
I told my wife today we need to change the name of the countries to their government flavor and make it more clear for folks to choose which they want to live under.
It is not North Korea it is Extreme Tyranny.
It is not Canada it is Socialist North
It is not America it is Founding Fathers Liberty.
Everyone can choose their flavor and you cannot change after choosing.