Starbucks isn’t even in the running for good coffee.
As I sit here drinking my starbucks french roast that I buy bagged
whole bean at the local safeway, I'm inclined to disagree.
Best french roast ever and less than forty cents per eight ounce cup.
If the local coffee shop has awarded you “Employee of the Month” and you don’t even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.
Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Spouse #2: That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars. (obviously too much coffee)
Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He installs Java!
Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
A: Break fluid