Posted on 05/26/2022 5:34:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
New St. Louis Hiking Club 'Fat Stoner Babes' Welcomes the Unathletic
On May 11, Amber Strautkalns put out a call on Reddit. As a mom of three, Strautkalns sought an inclusive group of like-minded introverts she could enjoy the outdoors with. The only groups she could find were helmed by fitness junkies with washboard abs.
“Fat stoner babes hiking club??” She wrote. “Where do I find them? Or do I need to create?!?!”
Strautkalns answered her own question two days later after an outpouring of people said they wanted the same thing. She designed a graphic and posted it on social media to invite fellow “chubby alterna” parents, or anyone interested, to join Fat Stoner Babes — a stoner-friendly, introvert-loving, body-inclusive hiking club.
“I just wanted to hang out with like-minded individuals and people who were also introverted and have a hard time getting out of the house,” Strautkalns says.
To her surprise, people showed up. About 30 people came to Creve Coeur Park for the club’s first excursion on May 15. Fat Stoner Babes has several more hikes in St. Louis parks and nature areas scheduled for throughout the summer.
Do hikers have to be stoners? No. Babes? Strautkalns doesn’t care if you have a xxxx “as long as you don’t act like one.” Do hikers have to be fat? Nope. But if you are and have struggled to find a group you feel comfortable around, this crowd is definitely your people, Strautkalns says.
“You don’t gotta be fat. You don’t gotta be a stoner. You don’t have to have the best confidence,” she adds. “That’s OK. We’re all here to succeed. Let’s go!”
Strautkalns, a former photographer and a stay-at-home mom, craved a way to have some grownup time away from her kids. Though all the hiking groups she found online didn’t seem to fit her vibe.
“I’m chubby, I like to get high and go for walks,” Strautkalns says. “I’m not trying to hurry to the finish line, and I’m not going for exercise. We’re just gonna get out of the house and get some fresh air.”
At a recent hike at Rockwoods Reservation in Wildwood, a group of mostly strangers met near a trailhead. They chatted about their lives and what brought them to the club as they explored a two-mile trail with creeks and caves.
For Caroline Berg, the club seemed enticing after a fruitless search for an inclusive physical fitness group.
“People tend to be hard-core fitness enthusiasts, and that’s not always the vibe that people enjoy,” Berg says.
Same goes for Allison Morgan, who found the club on Reddit. “I just moved here from Ohio, and I was looking for stuff to do in St. Louis,” Morgan says. “[The club] seems really open and inclusive. Just good energy.”
Despite the criteria included in the club’s quirky name, Strautkalns says that’s exactly what she went for. Just good energy and calm vibes. All she hopes to do is build an inclusive community where all feel welcome.
“I’m trying to enjoy myself here, and I want other people to enjoy themselves, too,” Strautkalns says. “That’s hard to do when you’re self conscious or you struggle just to be out of the house for whatever reason, whether it’s mental health or you’re busy with kids. Whatever. We’ve all got our stuff.”
Fat Stoner Babes is open to anyone. A few upcoming walking spots include Castlewood State Park, Missouri Botanical Garden, Jefferson Barracks, Forest Park and more. Catch the club’s next outing at Dr. Edmund A. Babler Memorial State Park (800 Guy Park Drive, Wildwood) at 6:30 p.m. on Monday, June 6.
No pictures, please! No pictures... arrrrrgh. You did it anyway. I am slain.
I’ll give them that they are at least getting out of the house and getting some exercise. If it does more good than harm then a dumb name is an acceptable price to pay.
Good for them getting some fresh air.
I’m predicting exactly zero situational awareness and a lot of sprained ankles.
Let’s not make fun of anyone for being fat. They’re working on it. Make fun of them for being stoners.
Looks like a Hash House Harrier’s group- “a drinking club with a running problem.” Occasionally people ran in the one I was in, but they were military. The rest of us mostly tried not to heave in the heat and humidity.
All the calvin klein models that path can handle.
Laz would hit it.
Good for them.
I remember most of those places as a kid. There’s a ton of things to do around St. Louis, and my Mother signed me up for just about everything. I love and bless her so much for that. If I lived anywhere near there, I would definitely join that club of theirs, and I think my wife would love it too! Only thing, it so hot and humid during the summer!!!
Good on them.
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Homies rolling to exercise class
When I get repaired via surgery I will have to look into something similar. I was never exactly the picture of health or remotely athletic.
At my home office station, I keep a pair of dumbbells that I use fairly regularly now. I can’t walk around too much lest one of my cohorts screws up.
I’ve half looked into a personal trainer.
Is that Labrador they are smoking?
You’ve got to ping him to know for sure.
They should recruit more members at their local Wal-Mart...
They go on group 400 yard hikes and then break for the day.
Marijuana ain’t legal in Missouri. Are they addicted to Twinkies?
I’m at work at Walmart right now. They look EXACTLY like our typical customers!
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