From The Arkansas Gazette, but in advance I profusely apologize for posting a CG by this author.
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QUYQPU DSY PYJU XY UIX IKU IPDIHZ XSU NUZX QUYQPU. —TBPLI ESLPF
Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
QUYQPU DSY PYJU XY UIX IKU IPDIHZ XSU NUZX QUYQPU. —TBPLI ESLPF
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Perhaps the author should have taken his own advice when he ruined his career by publishing fake statement before fact-checking it.