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This remote-controlled robot crab can sit on the side of a penny
Tech Crunch ^ | May 25, 2022 | Brian Heater

Posted on 05/25/2022 4:30:22 PM PDT by BenLurkin

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1 posted on 05/25/2022 4:30:22 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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I, for one, welcome our new overlords.


2 posted on 05/25/2022 4:37:04 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (It's hard to "Believe all women" when judges say "I don't know what a woman is".)
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Pretty cool but the U.S. Mint does not make “pennies”. It’s called a one cent piece.


3 posted on 05/25/2022 4:37:23 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Use it up, wear it out. Make it do or do without.)
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To: BenLurkin

They will use these robotic crabs to infest our crotches. No amount of blue ointment will help. These fiends must be stopped.


4 posted on 05/25/2022 4:37:42 PM PDT by Clarancebeaks
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To: BenLurkin

How many of them does it take to harvest a garden or cook a grilled cheese sandwich?


5 posted on 05/25/2022 4:38:15 PM PDT by DannyTN
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Not much of a “robot”...


6 posted on 05/25/2022 4:39:51 PM PDT by KEVLAR ( )
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I think Clarancebeaks identified the intended use.


7 posted on 05/25/2022 4:43:39 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: KEVLAR

Until they get it to walk into your ear and plant the GPS device. I’m good though. Tin foil hats stop lasers - right!?


8 posted on 05/25/2022 4:44:43 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: KEVLAR

...never seem to get a lot.


9 posted on 05/25/2022 4:52:27 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: Clarancebeaks

Rofl! I guess that leaves the razor-matches-ice pick method.


10 posted on 05/25/2022 4:57:06 PM PDT by CatHerd (Whoever said "All's fair in love and war" probably never participated in either.)
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To: Clarancebeaks

To deliver unwanted vaxxes.


11 posted on 05/25/2022 4:59:35 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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I want an army of them with little mops on their feets to clean under the fridge.


12 posted on 05/25/2022 5:00:03 PM PDT by CatHerd (Whoever said "All's fair in love and war" probably never participated in either.)
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If I was young man.. I’d be thrilled to wine and dine the tiny crab as a romantic possibility. By comparison, right? Who are they supposed to go out with? Women?

Try saying go out with women without laughing or barfing. Tough to do.


13 posted on 05/25/2022 5:01:16 PM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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Big enough to act like a mechanical tickband carry a virus ...


14 posted on 05/25/2022 5:08:03 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: CatHerd

Oh, good idea. I have yet to find an easy was to clean those fridge coils.


15 posted on 05/25/2022 5:09:09 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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mechanical tick


16 posted on 05/25/2022 5:09:45 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: BenLurkin

Like the joke about the whiz-bang wristwatch.

https://www.poddys.com/jokes/jokes_115.htm

“Don’t forget the batteries.”


17 posted on 05/25/2022 5:16:00 PM PDT by Cboldt
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How do you get the tiny pinchers to work, so it can rip your flesh open and crawl inside?


18 posted on 05/25/2022 5:26:26 PM PDT by Delta 21 (It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
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clean under the fridge

They could do that!

19 posted on 05/25/2022 6:00:26 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Clarancebeaks

Zip your pants up and the laser light can’t reach your pubic crabs. End of itch.


20 posted on 05/25/2022 7:50:41 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Wanting to make America great isn’t an insult unless you’re trying to make it worse! ULTRAMAGA!!)
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