[Da Coyote]

Uh,
1. Learn to steer the ships.
2. The Chinese are the enemy. The climate is your friend.
3. Find the woke foke. Fire their slimy *sses.

There, fixed.

[corkoman]

Toss out all who played into this insane wokeness. Start at the top and fire all who gave orders for diversity training and global warming planning.

[rlmorel]

You forgot “Don’t hit underwater sea mounts”.