And until a hundred years ago, before there WAS such
a thing a “baby formula”, every baby died a slow horrible
death from starvation, which is why there are no more
humans on the Earth today.
Thus endeth the human race, Aman and Amen. Pass the plate.
HG, it might be good for you to try seek true connections with the people around you. Sarcasm is fun sometimes for the person engaging in it at the time. But that’s about as far as its utility goes. Those to whom sarcasm is directed virtually never change what they are doing in response to it. For others who see it or hear it merely increases their stress or pain. The most mature among us have sworn it off as unacceptably antisocial and sociopathic.
Move on up to irony and satire, HG. More high-minded and likely to get the desired reaction without undue collateral damage.