These players would never make in England with the soccer chants.
My favorite was the one they did for Wayne Rooney when it came out he was dating an older woman:
To the tune of Guantanamera:
Fat Granny Shagger
You’re Just a Fat Granny Shagger
Fat Granny Shagger
You’re Just a Fat Granny Shagger
Oh man, MLB players are so sensitive (pitchers especially!) that there’s no way they could handle a Premier League crowd in the UK. Some of the chants there are just...wow. NOTHING is off limits.
I think my two favorite ones (that I can repeat on FR) are the one about Mesut Ozil—”his eyes are offside”—and the one from a bottom-feeder team to Man United or similar:
We lose every week,
We lose every week!
You’re nothing special,
We lose every week!
}:-)4