The true point!
(Threat of rising sea levels and its effects on world populations causes anxiety in ticks, who worry about their futures. This increases their stress, causing them to over-eat and self-medicate, and blame humans for their worsening mental health. So they lash out, naturally, the only way they can.)
My goodness.
This was written by a great person of science!
What floats?
Leaves!
Very small rocks!
A duck!