If the avoirdupois privileged in the US slimmed to an easy 23% body fat then the resultant drop in carbon emissions would be equal to taking 130,000,000 cars off the road and dousing every light in Las Vegas.
A plastic bag over the head of everyone who believes CO2 is a dangerous pollutant would immediately reduce their personal output to 0 and solve the Goebbels Warming problem.../s