[Salamander]

Nah.

I really have a serious thing for my boots.

I’m considering selling my bike to fund my dog’s cancer treatment.

So literally, I would sell the bike before the boots.

How weird is that?

[nickcarraway]

No. Everyone has to have priorities. If you like boots more, that make sit easy.

I'm sorry to hear about your pooch. That can be really expensive. Maybe you could do gofundme, or whatever they call me.

Or have a fundraiser where the dog performs the pregnancy test?

[tsomer]

So literally, I would sell the bike before the boots.

Your prostate would agree.