= if you’ve ever had to climb a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor...
- if you named your son Dale, Jr. and your name’s not Dale. .
- if you ever mowed the grass and found a car
- If a cousin was born with more than 10 fingers and you said “Bubba is gonna be good at math”
- If you work all day with your shirt off, and so does your husband...
- If your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs
- If your wife has ever said: ‘Honey, Come move this transmission so I can take a bath’
- if the curtains in your truck are more valuable than the ones in your house...
- If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack
***Come move this transmission so I can take a bath’**
LOL! I remember a man who rented a farm to a family. After a few payments they quietly departed the place in the middle of the night.
What the owner found was they had hauled in an engine, disassembled and rebuilt it on the carpet of the floor.
In another instant, a family from Arkan-saw moved to Los Angeles and rented a house. When the septic system quit working they just knocked a hole in the floor of the closet and continued to use it as a latrine.
Next one is another family from, again, Arkan-saw who rented a house in Los Angeles, but ceased to pay rent after they were in it. When told to get out, their last act was to have the kids and themselves take a dump in the corners of each room.