I heard of a story of a fellow who was working on his roof. He tied a rope to the bumper of his pickup and the other end to his waist crossing the peak of the roof.
His wife got in the truck to go somewhere and raced off dragging her husband up the roof and then down the other side and onto the ground.
Talk about a bad day.
LOL! I can tell you about a time that really happened to a co-worker.
He needed to cut a limb off a tree, and tied a rope to himself and the bumper of a car, then had his wife drive and lift him up to the tree limb. She went too fast and he hit the tree fork and limb screaming for her to “STOP! STOP!”
He then told us at work about it.
What makes it even funnier was that same day in the newspaper comic strip, GASOLINE ALLEY, the same thing was being done.
When my friend saw that he about had a conniption fit.
That must have caused a suppressed chuckle in the emergency room.