[DIRTYSECRET]

No source URL. It’s just me. Gotta get back to my job at the 7-11.

[reintarnation]

Gotta get back to my job at the 7-11.
Apu! Is that you?!

Also, your comment about Mittens being an executive... He's a narcissistic bitter nasty man who covets being in the spotlight as much as possible (when he's not staring in a mirror, anyway). Here in Utah he is in the local media NONSTOP. Every freakin day with a pronouncement about any and everything. He's ready for his closeup, Mr. Demille.