“They never put marble tops on cheap furniture!”
I used to chide an uncle about his being bald, and he'd respond "grass don't grow on a busy street!"
To which I'd always respond: "it don't grow in the desert neither!"
We'd always laugh together about that.
That was when I had a full head of hair (sigh ...)
So glad he's in heaven now and not here on earth to give me as much crap as I gave him! :-)