[mmichaels1970]

For decades, Russia has been the world's second most powerful military. Today, it is the second most powerful military inside Ukraine.

That's pretty funny.

[Boogieman]

Reminds me of the old Beatles joke. Someone asked Lennon if Ringo was the best drummer in the world, and Lennon replied “he’s not even the best drummer in the Beatles!”

(probably never happened, but it’s still a good joke)